A Fayetteville, NC native, Kelly is a full-fledged, card-carrying yummy mummy and baby mama, complete with a dubious, bad-boy baby daddy. Check out her Employee of the Month feature from August 2013 here. She is stunningly beautiful despite her protests and denials, and she is known to insult people, throw things and drive into trash dumpsters when she’s drunk. She works mostly on Wednesday nights during our Dart Tournament and Karaoke Competition. 9 out of 10 dart players say they’d eat a chip out of her knickers.