Pete is generally considered to be an annoying asshole. He’s generally drunk, and almost always completely full of shit. Basically, he came with the property when we moved in, and he cannot be killed by conventional means. Check his Employee of the Month feature from March 2013 here. Despite his many flaws and funny smells, Pete is a member of the Paddy’s family, and we love him; most of the time; well, some of the time; to be more accurate, once in a while; when he’s not drinking; or preferably, when he’s sleeping — this is what happens when you have one too many, one too many times.