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Dear Alice,
I have a problem with my boyfriend. After really good sex, he jumps out of bed and whacks his dick on the bedside table several times. He says he’s like Mel Gibson’s character in the Lethal Weapon movies where he keeps knocking his right shoulder out of its socket and must bang it on something hard to put it back in. Have you ever heard of such a thing?
Anna,
Chapel Hill, NC
Dear Anna,
You’re quite right, love. You do have a problem with your boyfriend. However, your boyfriend has a much bigger problem, himself. He sounds like a lunatic, which is not necessarily a terrible thing if you’re happy with him otherwise. In fact, the more I think about your predicament, the more I’m inclined to say, ignore the putting it back in its socket part and enjoy the ride.
Good Luck.
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